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Show Some Consideration To Those Who Have Been Good To You!
Thursday July 15, 2010 06:56 AM ET
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous!"
"I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Chicago Bear tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold."
courtesy: Adeline octave
Reader Comments (6)
Deedee says:
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Wow, Oh my gosh you just make my day! Thank you so much for that joke. Even though life is hard and most of the time difficult, we all need to know a little laughter is always good for the soul.There was a research that was done and stated laughter is good for your health it bring down your stress level three times than any other medication. So imagine how many people you've help just in that couple of minutes after reading the joke. Thank you for that. And i just love everything about this site, God bless
Judith says:
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I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed, this joke just turn it around really funny. Thanks for not just keeping us with the news going on back home, but also for having a sense of humor that we alll deserve to laugh sometime.
Daniel Micanor says:
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Could somebody kindly remind me what E-mail was sent or was not published yesterday because the name wasn't completely ritten.It might be something from yesterday that I forgot. Thank's a lot.
Emile Gina says:
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I cannot tell you how much funny is this joke and I deeply appreciate it.I cannot tell how mutch you made me laugh and all my household. Thank you so much Adeline Octave.
Patrick Gaspard says:
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If it's a true story I have no comment
Mildred Colas says:
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This joke is funny... lol
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