A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked
the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having
an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby
agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to
the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous!"
"I lied when I told you I inherited
money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin
cruiser. He paid for your season Chicago Bear tickets. He
paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership,
and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The
cabby said, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold."
courtesy: Adeline octave
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